Missouri Senator Josh Hawley to Declare the San Francisco 49ers the True Winners of Superbowl LIV Despite Constituents’ Objections

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Joshua Hawley, United States Junior Senator to Missouri, announced today that effective immediately he will be rescinding the Kansas City Chiefs’ status as reigning Super Bowl Champions. While the bold move has earned Hawley no love in his home state, it has placed him…